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3번째로 만들고 있는 EDM 곡입니다.

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곡의 장르를 알려주세요. Classic

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많은 충고와 조언 부탁드립니다.

(예를 들면, 이 부분에 어떠어떠한 것을 집어넣으면 좋겠다 하는거요)

그리고 혹시, 어? 이거 어떤 뮤지션 작품하고 비슷한데? 하는거 있으시면 알려주시면 감사하겠습니다





<div style="height: 620px; overflow: auto; margin-left: 165px"><style type="text/css" media="screen" scoped="scoped">.subtitle-style-s3 { background: #00FF00 !important; } .subtitle-style-s2 { background: #FFFF00 !important; } .subtitle-style-s1 { background: #00FFFF !important; } .subtitle-style-s0 { background: #FFFFFF !important; } </style><table class="table table-striped table-bordered table-hover"><thead><tr><th style="width: 5px;"></th><th>Line</th><th>From</th><th>To</th></tr></thead><tbody><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>This programme contains some strong language</td><td>0:00:02.72</td><td>0:00:08.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>On the show tonight, James Corden...</td><td>0:00:09.80</td><td>0:00:11.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE</td><td>0:00:11.92</td><td>0:00:13.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Alex Jones...</td><td>0:00:13.88</td><td>0:00:16.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE</td><td>0:00:16.00</td><td>0:00:17.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Sir Bruce Forsyth...</td><td>0:00:17.28</td><td>0:00:18.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE</td><td>0:00:18.88</td><td>0:00:20.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>But for now, please welcome Michael McIntyre!</td><td>0:00:20.08</td><td>0:00:24.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You have got to be kidding.</td><td>0:00:26.76</td><td>0:00:29.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You have got to be kidding.</td><td>0:00:36.44</td><td>0:00:38.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Yes, baby! Whoo! I'm loving this.</td><td>0:00:38.76</td><td>0:00:41.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:00:41.44</td><td>0:00:42.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Oh, what love in the room tonight!</td><td>0:00:45.28</td><td>0:00:47.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Michael McIntyre Chat Show.</td><td>0:00:49.28</td><td>0:00:53.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>What an extraordinary show we have for you tonight,</td><td>0:00:56.96</td><td>0:01:00.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>the last of the series. Let's get going!</td><td>0:01:00.04</td><td>0:01:02.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:01:02.44</td><td>0:01:03.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>My first guest went from High Wycombe to Hollywood.</td><td>0:01:06.96</td><td>0:01:09.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He is a sitcom star, Broadway darling, Brit-hosting and Comic Relief legend.</td><td>0:01:09.32</td><td>0:01:13.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He's even had a number one hit single.</td><td>0:01:13.36</td><td>0:01:15.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He is one man, two BAFTAs, he is in a league of his own.</td><td>0:01:15.28</td><td>0:01:18.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>It's James Corden!</td><td>0:01:18.44</td><td>0:01:20.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:01:20.56</td><td>0:01:23.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - How are you? You look really good all the time.<br />- Oh, come on.</td><td>0:01:41.80</td><td>0:01:45.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>- You do!<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFFFF"> </span> - No, that's not true. <br />- It is so nice to be sitting here in ties and suits.</td><td>0:01:45.12</td><td>0:01:48.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Any time I normally see you, we're in sweat pants.</td><td>0:01:48.52</td><td>0:01:52.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>We need sweat pants in our life! Is that for comfort or for working out?</td><td>0:01:52.52</td><td>0:01:57.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Well, I have seen you working out.</td><td>0:01:57.24</td><td>0:02:00.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Yeah. It's true. It's true.<br />- I have.</td><td>0:02:00.48</td><td>0:02:04.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Michael and I share a personal trainer.</td><td>0:02:04.68</td><td>0:02:09.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- I mean, it's...<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Don't you want to put that in the past tense?</td><td>0:02:09.04</td><td>0:02:12.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>It is a bad advert for him!</td><td>0:02:12.28</td><td>0:02:13.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:02:13.64</td><td>0:02:14.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Seriously!</td><td>0:02:17.28</td><td>0:02:18.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Me and James went to Matt Roberts Gym.<br />- Changed our lives.</td><td>0:02:28.12</td><td>0:02:32.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:02:32.72</td><td>0:02:33.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>If I ever go to the gym or anything, I feel when I have a day,</td><td>0:02:41.40</td><td>0:02:45.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I don't have enough hours in the day, they just fly by.</td><td>0:02:45.04</td><td>0:02:48.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Except for the hour I'm in the gym!</td><td>0:02:48.68</td><td>0:02:51.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Where it takes a lifetime.</td><td>0:02:52.96</td><td>0:02:55.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I will be in the mirror and I will think I'm nearly done,</td><td>0:02:55.04</td><td>0:02:58.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and I look and I've been there four minutes.</td><td>0:02:58.04</td><td>0:03:00.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I always, always go to the toilet when I'm at the gym</td><td>0:03:00.88</td><td>0:03:05.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>even when I don't need to go to the toilet</td><td>0:03:05.64</td><td>0:03:07.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and sometimes I just sit in there.</td><td>0:03:07.96</td><td>0:03:10.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He'll go, "Right, let's get into some planking."</td><td>0:03:10.44</td><td>0:03:16.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You know what planking is? You have to like, you go like this. You go,</td><td>0:03:16.32</td><td>0:03:20.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>you're on your arms and you have to go like this</td><td>0:03:20.76</td><td>0:03:23.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- and on your legs and that's it.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Ow!</td><td>0:03:23.72</td><td>0:03:25.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>That's it. By the end your whole body is like that.</td><td>0:03:25.76</td><td>0:03:29.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - The burn.<br />- You're quite good at this. When he says,</td><td>0:03:30.96</td><td>0:03:34.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Let's do some planking," I say, "I've got to go to the toilet,"</td><td>0:03:34.28</td><td>0:03:37.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and I'm just sitting there like this.</td><td>0:03:37.56</td><td>0:03:40.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Go through your texts and stuff. I cheat on the runner,</td><td>0:03:44.52</td><td>0:03:48.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>the treadmill.</td><td>0:03:48.24</td><td>0:03:50.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You go on the middle. If you distract him and say,</td><td>0:03:50.24</td><td>0:03:53.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Oh, look, I think it is James Corden over there." You can go on the side.</td><td>0:03:53.08</td><td>0:03:56.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:03:56.32</td><td>0:03:58.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Have you done Send To All yet?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - After this.</td><td>0:04:04.84</td><td>0:04:07.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - This is the prize.<br />- That's the Send To All phone?</td><td>0:04:07.88</td><td>0:04:11.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- You haven't done it? No-one's given you their phone?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - No.<br />- I have an idea.</td><td>0:04:11.16</td><td>0:04:17.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I think we should play Send To All on YOUR phone.</td><td>0:04:17.48</td><td>0:04:20.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>- No.<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFFFF"> </span> - Yes.<br />- No. No. No.</td><td>0:04:20.36</td><td>0:04:23.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING</td><td>0:04:23.08</td><td>0:04:24.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Come on.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Not on MY phone!</td><td>0:04:26.96</td><td>0:04:29.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Every week you pick someone out of the audience</td><td>0:04:29.48</td><td>0:04:32.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and you embarrass them for an hour.</td><td>0:04:32.96</td><td>0:04:35.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Now, I think we should do it on your phone.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - No, I don't.<br />- No, I don't.</td><td>0:04:35.24</td><td>0:04:38.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING</td><td>0:04:38.84</td><td>0:04:41.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Have you got your phone on you?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - This is my actual mobile.<br />- Bullshit.</td><td>0:04:41.12</td><td>0:04:46.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>This is my mobile.</td><td>0:04:46.44</td><td>0:04:48.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>We should play Send To All on your phone. It will be amazing.</td><td>0:04:48.96</td><td>0:04:51.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Do you really want me to do that? <br />- Don't you think it'll be hilarious?</td><td>0:04:51.84</td><td>0:04:55.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>ALL: Yes!</td><td>0:04:55.12</td><td>0:04:56.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Come on, it will be so funny.</td><td>0:04:56.56</td><td>0:04:58.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>What about all the people I'm texting?</td><td>0:04:58.28</td><td>0:05:01.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You don't think about that when it is Tom from Slough</td><td>0:05:01.44</td><td>0:05:05.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>who has to go back to his friends and say, "I didn't mean that."</td><td>0:05:05.24</td><td>0:05:09.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Is your phone here?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - I have my phone in my desk.</td><td>0:05:09.12</td><td>0:05:12.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Not to everyone. <br />- Give me your phone.</td><td>0:05:12.24</td><td>0:05:16.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>OK.</td><td>0:05:16.08</td><td>0:05:18.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Hang on. Right, so...</td><td>0:05:18.08</td><td>0:05:21.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You've already got some texts.</td><td>0:05:22.12</td><td>0:05:25.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You can't go through my texts on the TV. That's not the show.</td><td>0:05:25.36</td><td>0:05:28.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I've got questions about your career.</td><td>0:05:29.56</td><td>0:05:32.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I'm going through your... Look, you've got some...</td><td>0:05:32.16</td><td>0:05:35.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You have got "Ant not Dec."</td><td>0:05:35.68</td><td>0:05:37.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:05:37.44</td><td>0:05:38.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I didn't want to just put Ant.</td><td>0:05:50.24</td><td>0:05:53.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Anton Du Beke.</td><td>0:05:53.68</td><td>0:05:55.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>How often are you speaking to Anton Du Beke?</td><td>0:05:55.88</td><td>0:05:59.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>David Hasselhoff.</td><td>0:06:01.04</td><td>0:06:02.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE</td><td>0:06:02.92</td><td>0:06:04.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>That's above David Haye. When does that ever happen?</td><td>0:06:06.96</td><td>0:06:10.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>This is a show in itself!</td><td>0:06:10.04</td><td>0:06:13.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:06:13.16</td><td>0:06:14.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- This is a show in itself.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - I need to say that I don't know most of these people!</td><td>0:06:14.68</td><td>0:06:19.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I just put... It's quite fun to have famous people in your phone.</td><td>0:06:19.56</td><td>0:06:24.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I did have a mistake the other day.</td><td>0:06:24.68</td><td>0:06:26.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I met Matt Smith, Doctor Who.</td><td>0:06:26.56</td><td>0:06:28.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He gave me his number and I put it in the phone as Doctor Who</td><td>0:06:28.60</td><td>0:06:31.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:06:31.16</td><td>0:06:32.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>And my son had a bad reaction to his injections</td><td>0:06:32.92</td><td>0:06:36.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - and I... <br />- LAUGHTER</td><td>0:06:36.36</td><td>0:06:38.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I was supposed to send it to Dr Dan who is my doctor,</td><td>0:06:39.92</td><td>0:06:42.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>who is a doctor of medicine,</td><td>0:06:42.88</td><td>0:06:45.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>and I sent a photo of my son's arm to Matt Smith, Doctor Who!</td><td>0:06:45.72</td><td>0:06:51.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I said, "What do you think is wrong with this?"</td><td>0:06:51.40</td><td>0:06:53.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He said, "I'm not an actual doctor."</td><td>0:06:53.96</td><td>0:06:56.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:06:56.04</td><td>0:06:57.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>All right, so let's do Send To All on your phone!</td><td>0:07:00.84</td><td>0:07:04.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Are you all right about this?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - No.</td><td>0:07:04.28</td><td>0:07:06.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:07:06.68</td><td>0:07:08.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Will you do it if I do it?</td><td>0:07:08.84</td><td>0:07:10.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- APPLAUSE<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Have you got a phone? Oh, yes!</td><td>0:07:10.80</td><td>0:07:13.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I think we should just call it a day!</td><td>0:07:22.76</td><td>0:07:24.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I don't know your code. It has come off. The code has come off.</td><td>0:07:30.36</td><td>0:07:34.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:07:34.08</td><td>0:07:35.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Meryl Streep?</td><td>0:07:38.20</td><td>0:07:39.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:07:39.24</td><td>0:07:40.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You have taken my Hasselhoff and you've raised it!</td><td>0:07:43.24</td><td>0:07:46.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I'm going to write, "I've just finished my chat show</td><td>0:07:47.88</td><td>0:07:52.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"and I need to cut loose."</td><td>0:07:52.60</td><td>0:07:55.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:07:55.24</td><td>0:07:57.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Me and you lap dancing..."</td><td>0:07:59.92</td><td>0:08:03.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>No.</td><td>0:08:03.44</td><td>0:08:04.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - I would never cut loose and I would never lap dance. <br />- "Are you in or out?</td><td>0:08:06.32</td><td>0:08:10.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Come on! Let's do this."</td><td>0:08:12.76</td><td>0:08:15.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It's gone!</td><td>0:08:18.16</td><td>0:08:19.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:08:19.68</td><td>0:08:21.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>This isn't fair. Why did I ever do this to anybody else?</td><td>0:08:25.12</td><td>0:08:29.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I will send the same thing except I will have to change it.</td><td>0:08:31.20</td><td>0:08:34.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You haven't just finished your series. You have had a big week.</td><td>0:08:34.72</td><td>0:08:38.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - You have been nominated...<br />- Yes.</td><td>0:08:38.96</td><td>0:08:40.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - ..for a BAFTA.<br />- That's true. APPLAUSE</td><td>0:08:40.80</td><td>0:08:42.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - OK. I'm going to go a bit cocky on yours.<br />- Fuck off!</td><td>0:08:54.16</td><td>0:08:57.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Guess who has been nominated for a BAFTA?"</td><td>0:08:57.36</td><td>0:09:00.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- No, you can't do that. You can't do that.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - I won't put that.</td><td>0:09:00.84</td><td>0:09:05.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I'm going to put "Guess who has been nominated for ANOTHER BAFTA."</td><td>0:09:05.40</td><td>0:09:09.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Oh, no!</td><td>0:09:09.48</td><td>0:09:10.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Come on, there are some people that won't even believe me if I write back.</td><td>0:09:10.76</td><td>0:09:16.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - "Guess who has been nominated for another BAFTA?"<br />- Oh, God.</td><td>0:09:16.36</td><td>0:09:20.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"I know, it's me!"</td><td>0:09:22.56</td><td>0:09:24.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- I wish I hadn't pressed send on yours.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - "The big dog."</td><td>0:09:27.04</td><td>0:09:31.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:09:31.16</td><td>0:09:33.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I was behind that curtain thinking this is such a fun idea.</td><td>0:09:37.92</td><td>0:09:41.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Let's just celebrate the win now."</td><td>0:09:41.80</td><td>0:09:45.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Because it will go to the person that I'm nominated with.</td><td>0:09:50.48</td><td>0:09:53.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You can't send that! You can't send that! You can't send that!</td><td>0:09:53.80</td><td>0:09:59.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You can't send that! You can't! It will go to Matt.</td><td>0:09:59.80</td><td>0:10:04.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Just to fill people in, James has been nominated in the same category</td><td>0:10:06.16</td><td>0:10:10.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - as his co-writer and co-star.<br />- Me and Matt have been nominated for the</td><td>0:10:10.64</td><td>0:10:15.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>same award and you can't put that</td><td>0:10:15.12</td><td>0:10:17.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>because he might never talk to me again.</td><td>0:10:17.16</td><td>0:10:19.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I will put in brackets, "Don't bother with Matt's party."</td><td>0:10:19.64</td><td>0:10:23.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Fuck off!</td><td>0:10:23.68</td><td>0:10:25.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:10:25.00</td><td>0:10:26.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Don't put that.</td><td>0:10:27.12</td><td>0:10:29.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- There's no way.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - All right.</td><td>0:10:29.32</td><td>0:10:32.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"OK, let's celebrate the win lap dancing."</td><td>0:10:32.00</td><td>0:10:34.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I'm going to send that. Ladies and gentlemen, that message is sending.</td><td>0:10:35.64</td><td>0:10:40.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>OK. So, many congratulations, James,</td><td>0:10:44.72</td><td>0:10:47.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>on being nominated for this award with your friend.</td><td>0:10:47.20</td><td>0:10:50.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Is that a bit mean of them to pit you against each other?</td><td>0:10:50.12</td><td>0:10:53.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Better that than just pick neither of us or one of us.</td><td>0:10:53.24</td><td>0:10:56.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You are in movies now. You are a movie star. James is a movie star.</td><td>0:10:56.64</td><td>0:11:00.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE This isn't true.</td><td>0:11:00.64</td><td>0:11:03.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You have got a very big movie coming out with Meryl Streep,</td><td>0:11:03.52</td><td>0:11:07.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>who I saw in your phone. You've befriended her.</td><td>0:11:07.04</td><td>0:11:09.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - And that's Into The Woods and that comes out...?<br />- At Christmas.</td><td>0:11:09.60</td><td>0:11:13.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>And we have another movie here called Begin Again.</td><td>0:11:13.64</td><td>0:11:15.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I didn't even know you did this... We've got a picture of Begin Again.</td><td>0:11:15.84</td><td>0:11:19.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Yes... There.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Is this product placement?</td><td>0:11:19.44</td><td>0:11:21.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I have never seen so many Apple products and an actual apple?</td><td>0:11:21.80</td><td>0:11:25.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:11:25.20</td><td>0:11:26.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I don't think it was product placement.</td><td>0:11:27.96</td><td>0:11:31.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - What's Begin Again about? <br />- It is two stories that overlap</td><td>0:11:31.40</td><td>0:11:35.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and cross in the middle and Mark Ruffalo plays a sort of</td><td>0:11:35.68</td><td>0:11:39.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>down on his luck, ex-record executive</td><td>0:11:39.64</td><td>0:11:42.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and Keira Knightley plays a girl dumped by her now rock star boyfriend</td><td>0:11:42.52</td><td>0:11:46.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and the stories meet in the middle</td><td>0:11:46.84</td><td>0:11:48.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>when he hears a song that Keira's character has written</td><td>0:11:48.92</td><td>0:11:52.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and it is about music and love and loveliness in New York.</td><td>0:11:52.28</td><td>0:11:57.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - When is it out?<br />- It is out in the summer. July.</td><td>0:11:57.00</td><td>0:12:01.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I'm excited about America. I want to know what it is like</td><td>0:12:01.04</td><td>0:12:04.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>when you get involved in that Hollywood stuff.</td><td>0:12:04.28</td><td>0:12:06.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Do they treat you like a god? Like, "Hey, James, you are awesome."</td><td>0:12:06.96</td><td>0:12:11.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>No, it's... Essentially, you just die of encouragement.</td><td>0:12:11.20</td><td>0:12:14.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It's lots and lots of people telling that you are amazing</td><td>0:12:14.20</td><td>0:12:18.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and you don't ever see them again.</td><td>0:12:18.80</td><td>0:12:21.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"We should work together, it'd be amazing."</td><td>0:12:21.48</td><td>0:12:23.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And then they just sort of...</td><td>0:12:23.68</td><td>0:12:26.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Although, I am in LA and my American agent said,</td><td>0:12:26.20</td><td>0:12:28.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"I want you to have a meeting with Spike Jonze."</td><td>0:12:28.56</td><td>0:12:32.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I'm like, wow. This is amazing. This is huge.</td><td>0:12:32.52</td><td>0:12:36.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I meet... I am in this office, a meeting room at CAA,</td><td>0:12:36.48</td><td>0:12:42.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>which is a really corporate environment</td><td>0:12:42.36</td><td>0:12:44.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and I'm waiting to meet Spike Jonze who is a hero of mine</td><td>0:12:44.92</td><td>0:12:47.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and Spike Jonze comes in and we're chatting</td><td>0:12:47.76</td><td>0:12:51.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and it's clear that Spike Jonze doesn't know why he is meeting me.</td><td>0:12:51.00</td><td>0:12:54.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And I've no idea why I'm meeting Spike Jonze.</td><td>0:12:54.68</td><td>0:12:57.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>We are just chatting</td><td>0:12:57.20</td><td>0:12:59.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and then from nowhere Spike Jonze goes, "Do you want to wrestle?"</td><td>0:12:59.28</td><td>0:13:05.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I went, "Sorry, what?"</td><td>0:13:05.80</td><td>0:13:09.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He went, "Do you like to wrestle?"</td><td>0:13:09.08</td><td>0:13:11.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I went, "What, like, arm...?"</td><td>0:13:11.88</td><td>0:13:14.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He went, "No, no. Do you want to wrestle right now?"</td><td>0:13:14.24</td><td>0:13:18.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I went, "I'll destroy you."</td><td>0:13:18.52</td><td>0:13:21.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And he went, "Well, let's find out."</td><td>0:13:21.44</td><td>0:13:24.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Stands up. Takes off his jacket and empties his pockets</td><td>0:13:24.28</td><td>0:13:27.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>on to the desk and starts going like this around the table.</td><td>0:13:27.88</td><td>0:13:31.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I'm going, "Spike I don't know if this is just a thing you do.</td><td>0:13:33.20</td><td>0:13:37.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"This is really weird for me."</td><td>0:13:37.40</td><td>0:13:40.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And he is going, "Come on, what are you going to do?</td><td>0:13:40.12</td><td>0:13:43.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"What are you going to do?"</td><td>0:13:43.00</td><td>0:13:44.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I'm going, "I don't know what to do."</td><td>0:13:44.88</td><td>0:13:47.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I stand up and take off my coat</td><td>0:13:47.32</td><td>0:13:49.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and I'm laughing and I said, "You're going to have to make the first move here, Spike,</td><td>0:13:49.80</td><td>0:13:55.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"cos I don't know if I'm being punked or something."</td><td>0:13:55.64</td><td>0:13:58.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>From nowhere he just jumped on me and slammed me into this wall and for the</td><td>0:14:00.36</td><td>0:14:06.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>next ten minutes, we just wrestled around this room!</td><td>0:14:06.36</td><td>0:14:10.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He is grabbing my face and I had him in a headlock</td><td>0:14:10.48</td><td>0:14:14.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and at one point he had a finger in my eye</td><td>0:14:14.04</td><td>0:14:18.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and he just went, "What do you want to do next in your career?"</td><td>0:14:18.40</td><td>0:14:21.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He pinned me to the... He pinned me on the floor and he was going,</td><td>0:14:21.56</td><td>0:14:24.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"You are going to have to submit." I went, "I will never submit.</td><td>0:14:24.80</td><td>0:14:28.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I was trying to wriggle and every time I wriggled I got deeper into a hole.</td><td>0:14:28.96</td><td>0:14:32.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I went, "OK, I submit." And we both lay on the floor going... HE PANTS</td><td>0:14:32.36</td><td>0:14:37.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Poured a glass of water and we drank them really quickly...</td><td>0:14:39.08</td><td>0:14:42.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Put them down and we sat down and carried on talking and that was it.</td><td>0:14:44.04</td><td>0:14:47.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Barking mad! <br />- I have not heard from him since.</td><td>0:14:47.52</td><td>0:14:51.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I don't think I will ever see him again.</td><td>0:14:51.32</td><td>0:14:54.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- It was so weird.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Forget Hollywood.</td><td>0:14:54.56</td><td>0:15:00.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- It was so strange.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - That does not happen in this country!</td><td>0:15:00.28</td><td>0:15:03.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Well, I know that obviously you've got big representation in LA</td><td>0:15:03.88</td><td>0:15:07.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>and you're having amazing meetings/fighting.</td><td>0:15:07.36</td><td>0:15:11.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>But what I'm very keen for everyone to know about...</td><td>0:15:11.12</td><td>0:15:13.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - First of all, I'm going to play this bit - there's a documentary coming out on the BBC...<br />- Mm.</td><td>0:15:13.96</td><td>0:15:17.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>- ..which is When Corden Met Barlow...<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFFFF"> </span> - Yeah.<br />- ..who is a hero of yours.</td><td>0:15:17.88</td><td>0:15:21.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Absolute hero of mine.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - An excellent clip.</td><td>0:15:21.52</td><td>0:15:23.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td># We both know love was lost... #</td><td>0:15:23.96</td><td>0:15:26.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #FFFF00"> </span> - Why this one?<br />- It's a whole mix. It's a mix of the whole back catalogue.</td><td>0:15:26.44</td><td>0:15:32.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td># Love ain't here any more... #</td><td>0:15:33.24</td><td>0:15:37.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #FFFF00"> </span> - Do you like this one?<br />- Yes!</td><td>0:15:37.52</td><td>0:15:39.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td># No, no, love ain't here any more... #</td><td>0:15:39.24</td><td>0:15:45.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Take it big, Gary, go.</td><td>0:15:45.44</td><td>0:15:48.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #FFFF00"> </span> - # It's one away <br />- Ooh... #</td><td>0:15:48.40</td><td>0:15:50.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:15:50.92</td><td>0:15:53.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #FFFF00"> </span> - # Love <br />- Love</td><td>0:15:54.96</td><td>0:15:57.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s2"></td><td># Ain't here any more. #</td><td>0:15:57.60</td><td>0:16:00.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #FFFF00"> </span> - Let's see what else we've got.<br />- Hang on. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:16:00.60</td><td>0:16:04.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>That is so fun. It is so much fun. It was so great.</td><td>0:16:04.12</td><td>0:16:08.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>We just spent two days just travelling</td><td>0:16:08.60</td><td>0:16:11.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>round like places of his past, talking to his mum</td><td>0:16:11.24</td><td>0:16:13.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and we went to the working men's club that he first ever performed in</td><td>0:16:13.80</td><td>0:16:17.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and Nigel Martin-Smith, who put Take That together, and... It was great.</td><td>0:16:17.72</td><td>0:16:21.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>We got interviews with Robbie Williams and Elton John</td><td>0:16:21.76</td><td>0:16:25.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and it was, for me, a real dream come true.</td><td>0:16:25.08</td><td>0:16:27.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - And he's such a charming, lovely man.<br />- It was great, yeah.</td><td>0:16:27.60</td><td>0:16:30.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I was a Take That fan when it wasn't cool to be a Take That fan when you were a boy.</td><td>0:16:30.92</td><td>0:16:35.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I went with like nine girls from my school...</td><td>0:16:35.76</td><td>0:16:38.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- LAUGHTER Just nine girls and me.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - What was it about Take That?</td><td>0:16:38.56</td><td>0:16:41.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I just loved the routines and the songs and everything. I love it! I love the shows! Seriously!</td><td>0:16:41.72</td><td>0:16:47.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - How old were<br />- you then? 12. 12 to 16. Right through school, I was fully...</td><td>0:16:47.72</td><td>0:16:53.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Did you get picked on for this a little bit?<br />- Um... I guess so, yeah.</td><td>0:16:53.32</td><td>0:16:57.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>People used to go... Yeah, people used to say things all the time.</td><td>0:16:57.60</td><td>0:17:01.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>They were into things like Nirvana and they're writing things...</td><td>0:17:01.12</td><td>0:17:04.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Red Hot Chili Peppers... <br />- Buy another trench coat.</td><td>0:17:04.76</td><td>0:17:07.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>o, yeah, I was very much with the girls.</td><td>0:17:07.80</td><td>0:17:10.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>BOTH: # Could it be magic, now! #</td><td>0:17:10.32</td><td>0:17:11.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Yeah! I knew all the routines. I knew everything. I loved it so much.</td><td>0:17:11.96</td><td>0:17:15.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I'm going to play one more clip. When I saw this... I just felt like more people need to see it.</td><td>0:17:15.16</td><td>0:17:19.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I don't know how many people saw it when you were singing together with Barlow, but it's brilliant!</td><td>0:17:19.56</td><td>0:17:23.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>- Absolutely brilliant! This was what you did for ITV, I think.<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFFFF"> </span> - Oh, his Christmas show.<br />- Yeah.</td><td>0:17:23.76</td><td>0:17:28.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>If I could have told my 12-year-old self that I would have got to</td><td>0:17:28.28</td><td>0:17:31.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>do this, like, his head would have exploded, it was so much fun.</td><td>0:17:31.64</td><td>0:17:34.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I think watching this, you need to think of that 12-year-old boy,</td><td>0:17:34.92</td><td>0:17:38.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>being slightly picked on by the Red Hot Chili Pepper, Nirvana-loving, crazy-haired kids,</td><td>0:17:38.20</td><td>0:17:42.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - and you're just with the routines, you're hanging round mainly with girls at this stage.<br />- Yeah.</td><td>0:17:42.92</td><td>0:17:48.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>And then all those years later, this.</td><td>0:17:48.12</td><td>0:17:51.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td># Surely, we must be inside</td><td>0:17:51.44</td><td>0:17:54.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s2"></td><td># Of the dream we love to live</td><td>0:17:57.48</td><td>0:18:01.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td># If you stop and close your eyes</td><td>0:18:03.36</td><td>0:18:08.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s2"></td><td># You'll picture me inside</td><td>0:18:08.68</td><td>0:18:12.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td># I'm so cold and all alone. #</td><td>0:18:12.60</td><td>0:18:20.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING</td><td>0:18:20.44</td><td>0:18:23.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:18:26.84</td><td>0:18:31.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Sensational! <br />- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:18:42.52</td><td>0:18:45.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Really brilliant!</td><td>0:18:45.08</td><td>0:18:46.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>When we...</td><td>0:18:46.92</td><td>0:18:49.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>When we...</td><td>0:18:49.48</td><td>0:18:52.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>When Gary asked if I'd come and do that, he said, "Don't worry.</td><td>0:18:52.04</td><td>0:18:55.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"We'll get someone to teach you the routine." And I went, "No, Gary. It's cool."</td><td>0:18:55.92</td><td>0:19:00.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- LAUGHTER<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - I'm doing it right now! <br />- I've got it down. Yeah!</td><td>0:19:00.84</td><td>0:19:04.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- No, it was great.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Ladies and gentlemen, if you've just tuned in,</td><td>0:19:04.84</td><td>0:19:09.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>we've reluctantly swapped phones and we should see how that's getting on.</td><td>0:19:09.44</td><td>0:19:14.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I'm so nervous about this! Shall we do that?</td><td>0:19:14.00</td><td>0:19:17.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:19:17.56</td><td>0:19:20.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>OK.</td><td>0:19:25.20</td><td>0:19:27.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- JAMES LAUGHS<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Oh, shit!</td><td>0:19:27.36</td><td>0:19:31.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>OK, I'm just going to remind everybody of the text, which was...</td><td>0:19:31.00</td><td>0:19:35.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It was... I sent, "I've just finished my chat show and I need to cut loose.</td><td>0:19:35.08</td><td>0:19:40.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Me and you, lap dancing. Are you in or out?</td><td>0:19:40.52</td><td>0:19:43.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- "Come on, let's do this." Right?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Yeah.</td><td>0:19:43.52</td><td>0:19:47.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- And the first one that comes up is Judy Murray.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - No way!</td><td>0:19:47.08</td><td>0:19:51.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Andy Murray's mum!</td><td>0:19:51.56</td><td>0:19:53.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Judy Murray?! <br />- And it says, "Who are you?"</td><td>0:19:53.60</td><td>0:19:56.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:19:56.20</td><td>0:19:59.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Judy Murray!</td><td>0:20:03.24</td><td>0:20:05.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Judy Murray!<br />- OK, hang on.</td><td>0:20:05.68</td><td>0:20:09.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- OK. Anton Du Beke.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - No! <br />- "At last, some real dancing. I'm in!"</td><td>0:20:09.60</td><td>0:20:15.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:20:15.72</td><td>0:20:18.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"I'm so ready!"</td><td>0:20:20.40</td><td>0:20:21.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- "I love the idea of you and Anton Du Beke...<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - I can't believe Du Beke's in!</td><td>0:20:21.88</td><td>0:20:26.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>What have you got?</td><td>0:20:26.64</td><td>0:20:28.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>OK. So the text I sent out on James's phone... I can't speak.</td><td>0:20:28.84</td><td>0:20:34.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - I'm so embarrassed about Judy Murray and Anton Du Beke.<br />- Judy...</td><td>0:20:34.44</td><td>0:20:38.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>What kind of a night out is that going to be?</td><td>0:20:38.68</td><td>0:20:42.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- SCOTTISH ACCENT:<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Michael, do you want another lappy?</td><td>0:20:42.56</td><td>0:20:45.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:20:45.40</td><td>0:20:46.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I'll lend you a 20! She's got a fine pair, that one!</td><td>0:20:46.92</td><td>0:20:49.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:20:49.76</td><td>0:20:51.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- She's suddenly Taggart!<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - "Guess who's been nominated for another BAFTA.</td><td>0:20:51.28</td><td>0:20:57.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - "Yes, that's right. It's me, the big dog."<br />- Oh, God!</td><td>0:20:57.44</td><td>0:21:01.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Let's celebrate the win now. You and me going lap dancing. Let's do this."</td><td>0:21:01.08</td><td>0:21:07.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - OK, we've got an absolutely wonderful one from Jack Whitehall. <br />- OK.</td><td>0:21:07.08</td><td>0:21:11.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Have to be Spearmint Rhino. I'm banned from Stringfellows."</td><td>0:21:11.24</td><td>0:21:14.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:21:14.80</td><td>0:21:18.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I can't believe... You're going to have such a good night.</td><td>0:21:22.12</td><td>0:21:26.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I've just got a maybe from Judy Murray and Anton Du Beke,</td><td>0:21:26.32</td><td>0:21:29.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - who is already there with a bottle of Champagne.<br />- Not true. You've got a great one just come in.</td><td>0:21:29.40</td><td>0:21:34.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>From Clarkson. LAUGHTER</td><td>0:21:34.04</td><td>0:21:36.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Yes! Yes! Yes!"</td><td>0:21:36.68</td><td>0:21:38.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:21:38.60</td><td>0:21:40.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Luke Coxwald has said, "Mm, very kind, Michael,</td><td>0:21:40.48</td><td>0:21:43.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"but I'm not about this week. Tuesday I can do."</td><td>0:21:43.20</td><td>0:21:46.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER "Secrets, Hammersmith, super venue."</td><td>0:21:46.56</td><td>0:21:51.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:21:51.40</td><td>0:21:55.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - He's an estate agent. A country estate agent.<br />- Sure.</td><td>0:21:55.32</td><td>0:21:58.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Tuesday, I can do. Can you work around my schedule?</td><td>0:21:58.48</td><td>0:22:02.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"I'm showing a house on Monday."</td><td>0:22:02.04</td><td>0:22:04.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Alan Carr says, "Well, someone's full of beans!"</td><td>0:22:04.52</td><td>0:22:07.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:22:07.60</td><td>0:22:08.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"You have a short memory.</td><td>0:22:08.96</td><td>0:22:10.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Last time we went lap dancing, you pulled something."</td><td>0:22:10.32</td><td>0:22:13.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:22:13.16</td><td>0:22:15.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I...</td><td>0:22:18.16</td><td>0:22:20.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Is Alan Carr getting the biggest laugh on my chat show?</td><td>0:22:20.72</td><td>0:22:24.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER Hang on! Hold up! Hold up!</td><td>0:22:24.52</td><td>0:22:28.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Roy Hodgson...</td><td>0:22:29.44</td><td>0:22:31.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:22:31.32</td><td>0:22:33.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - No way! <br />- "I'm sure you don't mean ME, Michael.</td><td>0:22:33.88</td><td>0:22:37.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"My dancing days are long gone, but have a good night. Best, Roy."</td><td>0:22:37.64</td><td>0:22:42.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:22:42.04</td><td>0:22:46.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Oh, it's too much. OK. Shall we go with Harry Styles?</td><td>0:22:48.84</td><td>0:22:52.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>OK.</td><td>0:22:52.48</td><td>0:22:53.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Great! But what is it with you and lap dancing?"</td><td>0:22:55.08</td><td>0:22:59.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:22:59.76</td><td>0:23:01.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"You know what happened last time we did that. Wasn't pretty.</td><td>0:23:01.44</td><td>0:23:04.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - "Maybe we shouldn't bring Max this time." That's your child.<br />- My son.</td><td>0:23:04.92</td><td>0:23:08.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>And then he's put in brackets, which I quite like,</td><td>0:23:08.56</td><td>0:23:11.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Are you playing Send To All with Michael McIntyre?" Harry Styles!</td><td>0:23:11.04</td><td>0:23:14.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Harry Styles!</td><td>0:23:14.28</td><td>0:23:18.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE</td><td>0:23:18.24</td><td>0:23:19.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Oh, dear!<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Well, this, let's be honest, couldn't have gone better.</td><td>0:23:19.96</td><td>0:23:23.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - We're going to have to check in on this later on. Are you OK to do that?<br />- Yeah, sure. Give me my phone.</td><td>0:23:23.12</td><td>0:23:28.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:23:28.44</td><td>0:23:30.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>All right. Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in thanking the absolutely wonderful James Corden.</td><td>0:23:30.04</td><td>0:23:35.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:23:35.08</td><td>0:23:37.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Fantastic!</td><td>0:23:37.32</td><td>0:23:40.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>That was really bad! I'm going to keep this.</td><td>0:23:40.04</td><td>0:23:43.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>James Corden, ladies and gentlemen.</td><td>0:23:44.68</td><td>0:23:46.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:23:46.76</td><td>0:23:51.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>How amazing was James Corden, ladies and gentlemen?</td><td>0:23:51.20</td><td>0:23:54.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - What a night we're having!</td><td>0:23:54.64</td><td>0:23:57.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>OK.</td><td>0:23:57.60</td><td>0:23:59.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>My next guest is a wondrous ray of Welsh sunshine.</td><td>0:23:59.16</td><td>0:24:02.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Five days a week at seven o'clock sharp, she steals our hearts.</td><td>0:24:02.60</td><td>0:24:06.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Please welcome the delightfully dishy TV queen of The One Show.</td><td>0:24:06.28</td><td>0:24:10.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>She's the one, the only... Alex Jones is here!</td><td>0:24:10.60</td><td>0:24:13.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:24:13.84</td><td>0:24:16.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>How are you?</td><td>0:24:22.68</td><td>0:24:25.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH</td><td>0:24:25.00</td><td>0:24:27.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Alex Jones, ladies and gentlemen. <br />- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:24:27.60</td><td>0:24:31.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Alex Jones, you're looking very, very, very good.<br />- Oh!</td><td>0:24:31.20</td><td>0:24:35.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Thank you very much, Michael McIntyre.</td><td>0:24:35.92</td><td>0:24:38.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>- Can't beat a black dress, can you?<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFFFF"> </span> - It's actually a really long T-shirt. <br />- Even better!</td><td>0:24:38.20</td><td>0:24:43.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Do you have somebody advising you on...? Cos it's very difficult,</td><td>0:24:43.68</td><td>0:24:47.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>you're on that show five days a week, to come up with a new outfit every day.</td><td>0:24:47.12</td><td>0:24:50.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It's very difficult and especially on a budget of (£18 a day).</td><td>0:24:50.72</td><td>0:24:55.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - £18 a day?!<br />- I mean, that's really... That's quite hard, girls, right?</td><td>0:24:55.60</td><td>0:25:01.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - £18...<br />- A day. So when people go, "It's lovely because you always wear</td><td>0:25:01.24</td><td>0:25:05.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"stuff from the high street," I don't have a choice!</td><td>0:25:05.76</td><td>0:25:08.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- LAUGHTER<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Now, listen, I'm very proud of you, Alex Jones,</td><td>0:25:08.64</td><td>0:25:12.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>- and what you did for Sport Relief.<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFFFF"> </span> - Right.<br />- Oh, my God!</td><td>0:25:12.56</td><td>0:25:16.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Will you inform us what you went through and how much you raised?</td><td>0:25:16.12</td><td>0:25:19.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>So I climbed a 1,200 foot rock in Utah, in the National Park,</td><td>0:25:19.56</td><td>0:25:25.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>in Zion National Park.</td><td>0:25:25.56</td><td>0:25:27.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And it was a rock called Moonlight Buttress</td><td>0:25:27.16</td><td>0:25:31.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and I crack-climbed Moonlight Buttress...</td><td>0:25:31.16</td><td>0:25:33.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - What does that mean? <br />- LAUGHTER</td><td>0:25:33.80</td><td>0:25:36.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You crack-climbed? Is that something to do with the guy above you?</td><td>0:25:36.32</td><td>0:25:39.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER Well, we'll talk about that in a minute. But crack-climbing is</td><td>0:25:39.76</td><td>0:25:44.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>when you have to wedge your hands into these tiny cracks,</td><td>0:25:44.00</td><td>0:25:48.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>until your hand is stuck,</td><td>0:25:48.00</td><td>0:25:49.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and then you pull all your body weight onto your hand</td><td>0:25:49.48</td><td>0:25:52.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and then you wedge your feet in and your other hand and so on.</td><td>0:25:52.16</td><td>0:25:55.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It was unpleasant.</td><td>0:25:55.56</td><td>0:25:57.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>When you're lifting your body up</td><td>0:25:57.16</td><td>0:25:59.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>because your hand is wedged in a crack?</td><td>0:25:59.68</td><td>0:26:02.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Yeah.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - But how do you un-wedge your hand?</td><td>0:26:02.08</td><td>0:26:04.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Well, you pull yourself up, you make yourself safe with your other</td><td>0:26:04.80</td><td>0:26:08.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>hand, and then you remove this hand and replace and repeat.</td><td>0:26:08.52</td><td>0:26:12.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I think we've got a picture of the rock.</td><td>0:26:12.56</td><td>0:26:14.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>That is absolutely terrifying! That's you! It's you, isn't it?</td><td>0:26:14.72</td><td>0:26:18.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- It's me!<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - You've got your hand in a crack and you're going up there.</td><td>0:26:18.40</td><td>0:26:21.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- LAUGHTER<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - So what about when the cracks ran out?</td><td>0:26:21.68</td><td>0:26:24.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Well, there's cracks all the way up because it's made of sandstone.</td><td>0:26:24.52</td><td>0:26:27.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Doesn't that worry you? <br />- I was petrified, the entire time.</td><td>0:26:27.56</td><td>0:26:30.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It took two-and-a-half days to climb, which is physically really demanding.</td><td>0:26:30.92</td><td>0:26:35.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>- You have to stay the night.<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFFFF"> </span> - You have to stay the night.<br />- On the rock!</td><td>0:26:35.48</td><td>0:26:39.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- And they haven't got a B&B.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - So you had to make yourself a bed. I think we've got footage of that.</td><td>0:26:39.12</td><td>0:26:44.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>This is truly remarkable.</td><td>0:26:44.36</td><td>0:26:47.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It's such a faff, isn't it? Argh!</td><td>0:26:47.20</td><td>0:26:51.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s2"></td><td>Just need to pull it, so it's...</td><td>0:26:51.04</td><td>0:26:54.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Well, it's quite unstable, isn't it, really?<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFF00"> </span> - Yeah.</td><td>0:26:54.00</td><td>0:26:57.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>OK.</td><td>0:26:59.60</td><td>0:27:01.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #FFFF00"> </span> - OK?<br />- I'm not sure about this!</td><td>0:27:13.20</td><td>0:27:15.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - That is truly remarkable.</td><td>0:27:15.16</td><td>0:27:19.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>What's holding you up?</td><td>0:27:21.84</td><td>0:27:23.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - What would you call that? <br />- Well, that is called a portaledge.</td><td>0:27:23.80</td><td>0:27:28.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>OK.</td><td>0:27:28.84</td><td>0:27:30.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>But basically, you're sharing a double bed with somebody</td><td>0:27:30.48</td><td>0:27:34.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- you've never met. Awkward.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Not for him!</td><td>0:27:34.20</td><td>0:27:37.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER Well...</td><td>0:27:37.84</td><td>0:27:39.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>But it's not just the sleeping. The sleeping's the easy bit.</td><td>0:27:39.88</td><td>0:27:43.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Well, not that easy when you're at 1,000 feet.</td><td>0:27:43.00</td><td>0:27:45.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>But it's just the whole thing of, you know, having your evening meal</td><td>0:27:45.32</td><td>0:27:48.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and having a chat with somebody you don't know, which is</td><td>0:27:48.84</td><td>0:27:52.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>absolutely fine, but then obviously you have to have a little wee</td><td>0:27:52.32</td><td>0:27:56.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>each before you start eating.</td><td>0:27:56.04</td><td>0:27:58.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - How do you do that? <br />- Otherwise you can't relax.</td><td>0:27:58.16</td><td>0:28:00.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - How do you...? <br />- LAUGHTER</td><td>0:28:00.84</td><td>0:28:03.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - How do you have a little wee each? <br />- LAUGHTER</td><td>0:28:03.00</td><td>0:28:06.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Um... Well, it goes like this.</td><td>0:28:06.60</td><td>0:28:08.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He said, "This is what we're going to do.</td><td>0:28:08.68</td><td>0:28:12.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"I'm going to put my iPod on,"</td><td>0:28:12.08</td><td>0:28:13.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>so he played a nice bit of Elbow and we took it in turns</td><td>0:28:13.72</td><td>0:28:17.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- to have the sleeping bag over our head while he went to the loo...<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - So you weren't looking.</td><td>0:28:17.80</td><td>0:28:23.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And then he had the sleeping bag over his head</td><td>0:28:23.00</td><td>0:28:25.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>while I knelt and...tried to use a she-wee.</td><td>0:28:25.72</td><td>0:28:29.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:28:29.32</td><td>0:28:32.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Whoa! Wait a minute! What's a she-wee?</td><td>0:28:32.16</td><td>0:28:36.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I've never heard of a she-wee. What's a she-wee?</td><td>0:28:36.08</td><td>0:28:39.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It's a contraption... Girls, you know what a she-wee is.</td><td>0:28:39.44</td><td>0:28:42.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- AUDIENCE: Yes!<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - What kind of an audience is this?</td><td>0:28:42.92</td><td>0:28:46.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I've got an audience full of she-wees!</td><td>0:28:46.08</td><td>0:28:48.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Is this how you get through the recording without going to the loo?</td><td>0:28:48.56</td><td>0:28:51.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:28:51.84</td><td>0:28:54.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Well, a she-wee is a funnel device and it's made in such a way that it</td><td>0:28:54.36</td><td>0:28:59.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>allows girls to pee without pulling down their trousers.</td><td>0:28:59.24</td><td>0:29:03.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:29:04.60</td><td>0:29:09.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You're tethered to the rock, like a small dog. Or a big dog, even.</td><td>0:29:09.28</td><td>0:29:13.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He's got a sleeping bag over his head, listening to Elbow...</td><td>0:29:13.92</td><td>0:29:17.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td># One day like this a year... #</td><td>0:29:17.88</td><td>0:29:19.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I don't think so! You've got Alex Jones outside, she-weeing!</td><td>0:29:19.52</td><td>0:29:23.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:29:23.24</td><td>0:29:25.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- So I have my back to him...<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Right, you've got your back to him, he's...</td><td>0:29:25.00</td><td>0:29:28.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>On my knees. He's there, singing along to Elbow.</td><td>0:29:28.88</td><td>0:29:33.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And then you get your she-wee and then you unzip your trousers</td><td>0:29:33.32</td><td>0:29:37.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and then you pop the she-wee in the right position...</td><td>0:29:37.72</td><td>0:29:41.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Excellent.</td><td>0:29:41.24</td><td>0:29:43.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And then, you point the she-wee into a bag of sand.</td><td>0:29:43.68</td><td>0:29:49.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Oh! It disperses into the sand.<br />- No.</td><td>0:29:49.24</td><td>0:29:53.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:29:53.68</td><td>0:29:55.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Into a bag of sand that then crystallises,</td><td>0:29:55.76</td><td>0:29:58.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>so then you can carry your urine with you up the cliff.</td><td>0:29:58.36</td><td>0:30:04.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Do you mind if I chip in?<br />- Go on.</td><td>0:30:04.48</td><td>0:30:06.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Why don't you just piss off the mountain?</td><td>0:30:06.88</td><td>0:30:09.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:30:09.24</td><td>0:30:11.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>My only frame of reference is on the motorway.</td><td>0:30:11.60</td><td>0:30:15.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Oh. Well, it's good for that.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Yeah. The children, when they need a pee and I can't stop,</td><td>0:30:15.08</td><td>0:30:20.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I'll throw an Evian bottle back there.</td><td>0:30:20.04</td><td>0:30:22.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>And then it gets to the point where it's like, "Daddy, it's full!"</td><td>0:30:22.28</td><td>0:30:25.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>And then it's just all over the leather.</td><td>0:30:25.96</td><td>0:30:29.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I've looked round. "Oh, for God's sake, darling!</td><td>0:30:29.00</td><td>0:30:31.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Why are you peeing so much?"</td><td>0:30:31.76</td><td>0:30:33.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>And then my wife's having to finish her Evian to throw back the Evian.</td><td>0:30:33.44</td><td>0:30:37.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>And then we forget it's there and six weeks later, I'm thirsty...</td><td>0:30:37.16</td><td>0:30:40.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - "Put that down!" It's a nightmare. You don't have children yet.<br />- No.</td><td>0:30:40.96</td><td>0:30:45.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - That's my life. Now, Alex, you're Welsh...<br />- Right.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - You speak Welsh, don't you?<br />- Oh, yes.</td><td>0:30:45.20</td><td>0:30:50.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Could you speak Welsh, just a little bit, cos it's the finest language? <br />- Be' ti moyn gwbod, Michael?</td><td>0:30:50.04</td><td>0:30:54.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - What? <br />- LAUGHTER</td><td>0:30:54.36</td><td>0:30:56.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Wel, alla i weud unrhywbeth wrthot ti yn Gymraeg. Ti moyn dysgu peth?</td><td>0:30:56.60</td><td>0:31:01.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Is that what they speak in Pingu? <br />- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:31:01.40</td><td>0:31:06.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Cos we could have a conversation. Let's have a conversation in Welsh.</td><td>0:31:06.72</td><td>0:31:11.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>OK.</td><td>0:31:11.00</td><td>0:31:12.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>PRETENDS TO SPEAK WELSH</td><td>0:31:12.52</td><td>0:31:17.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>O, Michael! Ti'n siarad trwy dy het.</td><td>0:31:17.40</td><td>0:31:21.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>PRETENDS TO SPEAK WELSH</td><td>0:31:21.48</td><td>0:31:25.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Dwyt ti ddim yn neud dim synnwyr cyffredin.</td><td>0:31:27.20</td><td>0:31:30.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>PRETENDS TO SPEAK WELSH LOUDLY</td><td>0:31:30.04</td><td>0:31:32.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Ti'n deall? CONTINUES TO PRETEND</td><td>0:31:32.32</td><td>0:31:36.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>O! Paid a bod yn gas!</td><td>0:31:36.32</td><td>0:31:39.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CONTINUES PRETENDING</td><td>0:31:39.00</td><td>0:31:41.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Na welliant. Da iawn, Michael.</td><td>0:31:41.60</td><td>0:31:43.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- APPLAUSE<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - How the hell do you...? Cos no-one else speaks it in Wales.</td><td>0:31:43.44</td><td>0:31:46.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - How did you learn that?<br />- Course they do.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Not really.<br />- 600,000, 700,000.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Speak Welsh?<br />- Yeah.</td><td>0:31:46.84</td><td>0:31:52.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>And how many people are in Wales?</td><td>0:31:52.56</td><td>0:31:54.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER About...three to four million.</td><td>0:31:54.68</td><td>0:31:58.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Oh, so the others have just gone, "Oh, we'll go with</td><td>0:31:58.52</td><td>0:32:01.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"the English." Cos they write it up on every sign, don't they?</td><td>0:32:01.48</td><td>0:32:05.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- The thing is... It is quite trendy now.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - There's not a lot of vowels in it.</td><td>0:32:05.20</td><td>0:32:09.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Cos you have consonants back-to-back.</td><td>0:32:09.80</td><td>0:32:12.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I see words, entire words, and it's just like... Ds and Gs and...</td><td>0:32:12.08</td><td>0:32:16.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Is there a Welsh version of Countdown?</td><td>0:32:16.00</td><td>0:32:18.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- LAUGHTER<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - No, there isn't. Do they just always go, "Nine"?</td><td>0:32:18.28</td><td>0:32:21.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:32:21.84</td><td>0:32:23.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"What does it mean?" "I don't bloody know, but I'm sure I've seen it."</td><td>0:32:23.16</td><td>0:32:26.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:32:26.92</td><td>0:32:28.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"I've got nine also."</td><td>0:32:28.48</td><td>0:32:29.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>The Conundrum, they just go, "Yeah, as you are."</td><td>0:32:29.84</td><td>0:32:33.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Yeah.</td><td>0:32:33.08</td><td>0:32:34.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:32:34.24</td><td>0:32:38.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Alex Jones, this wonderful expedition that you</td><td>0:32:38.20</td><td>0:32:41.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>did for Sport Relief, risking your mind, body and soul,</td><td>0:32:41.12</td><td>0:32:45.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>and peeing into a she-wee, how much did you manage to raise?</td><td>0:32:45.36</td><td>0:32:48.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I'm not sure what the latest total is,</td><td>0:32:48.64</td><td>0:32:51.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>but it was over £1.5 million last time we checked.</td><td>0:32:51.28</td><td>0:32:54.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:32:54.96</td><td>0:32:58.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Alex Jones, thank you so much for coming.</td><td>0:32:58.52</td><td>0:33:01.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You were absolutely brilliant. The wonderful, the gorgeous,</td><td>0:33:01.36</td><td>0:33:04.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>the charitable, the divine, the she-wee using Alex Jones!</td><td>0:33:04.84</td><td>0:33:09.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:33:09.36</td><td>0:33:11.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Thank you so much. That was brilliant. Amazing.</td><td>0:33:11.96</td><td>0:33:15.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - You're amazing. Thank you so much. <br />- Thank you so much.</td><td>0:33:15.68</td><td>0:33:18.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Have a safe journey.<br />- Thank you.</td><td>0:33:18.80</td><td>0:33:21.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Alex Jones, ladies and gentlemen. Absolutely fantastic. <br />- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:33:21.12</td><td>0:33:25.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Oh! Fabulous!</td><td>0:33:25.60</td><td>0:33:27.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>OK, right. I can see a lurking James Corden.</td><td>0:33:29.16</td><td>0:33:33.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Ladies and gentlemen, James Corden is lurking!</td><td>0:33:33.04</td><td>0:33:35.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERS AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:33:35.88</td><td>0:33:38.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>That's mine.</td><td>0:33:42.84</td><td>0:33:45.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>OK. We've had some nice ones come back in.</td><td>0:33:45.52</td><td>0:33:50.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>My favourite on yours so far is Liam from One Direction says,</td><td>0:33:50.56</td><td>0:33:56.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Time and place, I'm there, giving it big ones."</td><td>0:33:56.08</td><td>0:34:00.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:34:00.28</td><td>0:34:01.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>We're getting dangerously close to having to have this night out.</td><td>0:34:01.76</td><td>0:34:05.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Yeah.</td><td>0:34:05.56</td><td>0:34:07.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Bertie Carvel.<br />- Yes, wonderful actor.</td><td>0:34:07.60</td><td>0:34:10.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Right. "James? Is that you? Must be. The only big dog I know."</td><td>0:34:10.72</td><td>0:34:16.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:34:16.12</td><td>0:34:18.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Congratulations! Amazing! And richly deserved."</td><td>0:34:18.92</td><td>0:34:22.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Classic actor.<br />- Yeah.</td><td>0:34:22.56</td><td>0:34:24.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Congratulations! Amazing! Richly deserved!</td><td>0:34:24.12</td><td>0:34:26.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"My only experience of receiving a lap dance was possibly</td><td>0:34:26.48</td><td>0:34:29.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"the most awkward and self-conscious moment of my life.</td><td>0:34:29.20</td><td>0:34:32.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"But I'll happily dance for you in celebration.</td><td>0:34:32.52</td><td>0:34:35.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Can't come out to play tonight, but let's make a date.</td><td>0:34:35.92</td><td>0:34:38.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"See you at the Olivier's on Sunday."</td><td>0:34:38.96</td><td>0:34:41.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER</td><td>0:34:41.00</td><td>0:34:42.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE</td><td>0:34:42.84</td><td>0:34:46.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- You've got a friend in here called Award.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - That's my mother-in-law.</td><td>0:34:46.44</td><td>0:34:51.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>OK.</td><td>0:34:51.96</td><td>0:34:53.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Oh, shit! <br />- LAUGHTER</td><td>0:34:53.44</td><td>0:34:57.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Oh, no, no, no, no!</td><td>0:34:57.20</td><td>0:35:01.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>The mother-in-law has put,</td><td>0:35:01.04</td><td>0:35:02.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Hey, M, are you sure this was for me?</td><td>0:35:02.68</td><td>0:35:05.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"If so, maybe we should talk."</td><td>0:35:05.04</td><td>0:35:07.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:35:07.36</td><td>0:35:11.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Then you've got someone called Dude.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - That's my brother.<br />- OK.</td><td>0:35:13.28</td><td>0:35:17.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He's put, "Are you kidding? Of course I am in!</td><td>0:35:17.68</td><td>0:35:20.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Do you want to do this right now? I think it is happy hour until 10."</td><td>0:35:20.60</td><td>0:35:25.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Who is Rudy?<br />- Rudy is my sister.</td><td>0:35:31.52</td><td>0:35:35.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Classic, Jabrone." Who is Jabrone?</td><td>0:35:35.40</td><td>0:35:38.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- It is just what we call each other. Jabrone.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - What's that about?</td><td>0:35:38.68</td><td>0:35:42.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I don't know. It just happened one day.</td><td>0:35:42.00</td><td>0:35:44.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>We just started calling each other Jabrone.</td><td>0:35:44.24</td><td>0:35:47.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Although I think a brother-sister lapdance combo</td><td>0:35:47.60</td><td>0:35:50.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"would be hashtag 'awks'.</td><td>0:35:50.76</td><td>0:35:52.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>- "Well done, mate, so proud, love you."<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFFFF"> </span> - Aaaw!<br />- That's very sweet.</td><td>0:35:57.76</td><td>0:36:03.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - David Walliams has come in here. <br />- OK.</td><td>0:36:03.08</td><td>0:36:07.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>"Congratulations, and so lovely you haven't lost your humility."</td><td>0:36:07.00</td><td>0:36:10.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Classic Walliams. <br />- Who is Will Kitchen?</td><td>0:36:14.60</td><td>0:36:18.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He is the guy doing the kitchen.</td><td>0:36:20.40</td><td>0:36:22.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"You know what I like but I can't do tonight,</td><td>0:36:27.00</td><td>0:36:29.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"I have got work tomorrow morning,</td><td>0:36:29.44</td><td>0:36:31.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"but I am liking where your head is at."</td><td>0:36:31.12</td><td>0:36:32.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>That is not from Will? The guy from the kitchen company?</td><td>0:36:32.88</td><td>0:36:35.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- "When are you filming next, and when can we go out?"<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Will?!</td><td>0:36:35.76</td><td>0:36:38.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He came round once to measure the kitchen!</td><td>0:36:38.80</td><td>0:36:41.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Who is Baco?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - "Bay-co." Richard Bacon.</td><td>0:36:43.36</td><td>0:36:48.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Oh, Richard Bacon?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Yeah. <br />- He has put "100 per cent in."</td><td>0:36:48.12</td><td>0:36:52.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - No surprise.<br />- "I have a strict policy of never saying no to an invite.</td><td>0:36:52.04</td><td>0:36:57.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Do you mean tonight or next few days?"</td><td>0:36:57.36</td><td>0:36:59.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He is ready to go immediately!</td><td>0:37:01.76</td><td>0:37:03.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I had no idea this would be so funny.</td><td>0:37:03.36</td><td>0:37:06.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He literally got the text and went, "Right, I am out!"</td><td>0:37:06.36</td><td>0:37:09.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Who is Gino D? Is that Gino D'Acampo?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Yes.</td><td>0:37:09.48</td><td>0:37:13.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He's put, "WTF?!!" Double exclamation mark!</td><td>0:37:14.56</td><td>0:37:18.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"I just asked my son to read me the text as I was busy cooking."</td><td>0:37:18.12</td><td>0:37:21.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:37:21.88</td><td>0:37:25.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He said, "Daddy, I think the funnyman wants to see you naked."</td><td>0:37:32.60</td><td>0:37:37.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"What am I going to say now?"</td><td>0:37:37.76</td><td>0:37:39.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Then he has put, "Anyway, tell me when and where and I will be there!"</td><td>0:37:39.68</td><td>0:37:43.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - I've got no idea! <br />- And an emoticon wink. One of those.</td><td>0:37:43.08</td><td>0:37:45.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE</td><td>0:37:45.64</td><td>0:37:47.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Right, are we swapping back?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Thank you so much.</td><td>0:37:47.84</td><td>0:37:50.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Ladies and gentlemen, what a laugh, James Corden.</td><td>0:37:50.60</td><td>0:37:53.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:37:53.44</td><td>0:37:56.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>What a sport!</td><td>0:37:56.16</td><td>0:37:58.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>My final guest is a true national treasure,</td><td>0:38:01.16</td><td>0:38:03.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>a television titan, and entertainment legend.</td><td>0:38:03.44</td><td>0:38:06.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He has lit up our screens in a record-breaking broadcasting career</td><td>0:38:06.04</td><td>0:38:09.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>lasting an incredible 74 years.</td><td>0:38:09.80</td><td>0:38:11.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He is the King of the Swingers, the Lord of the Dance,</td><td>0:38:11.64</td><td>0:38:14.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>and a knight of the realm. Didn't he do well?</td><td>0:38:14.52</td><td>0:38:17.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Please, ladies and gentlemen, be upstanding,</td><td>0:38:17.28</td><td>0:38:20.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>for Sir Bruce Forsyth.</td><td>0:38:20.08</td><td>0:38:21.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:38:21.92</td><td>0:38:25.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Wonderful.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Amazing.</td><td>0:38:43.24</td><td>0:38:46.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Don't stop. Stay like that.</td><td>0:38:46.96</td><td>0:38:50.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Sir Bruce, I can't believe you're not doing Strictly any more.<br />- No.</td><td>0:38:52.20</td><td>0:38:55.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>This was big news. Did you expect it to be such big news?</td><td>0:38:55.92</td><td>0:39:00.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>No. I didn't expect it to make all the fuss it did.</td><td>0:39:00.00</td><td>0:39:03.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Very flattered by all that, it has been marvellous,</td><td>0:39:03.48</td><td>0:39:07.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>but I'm doing the Christmas show, and I'm doing Children In Need,</td><td>0:39:07.04</td><td>0:39:10.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>because that's a charity show.</td><td>0:39:10.44</td><td>0:39:12.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And the BBC have got a couple of other little things for me to do,</td><td>0:39:12.92</td><td>0:39:17.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>some specials, that I will love doing as well.</td><td>0:39:17.12</td><td>0:39:20.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>So why are you stopping now?</td><td>0:39:20.16</td><td>0:39:22.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Well, you know, there comes a time when you say, this is...</td><td>0:39:22.64</td><td>0:39:25.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You know, you will feel the same in about two years' time.</td><td>0:39:25.96</td><td>0:39:29.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You do get to this stage where you think, this is enough.</td><td>0:39:31.28</td><td>0:39:34.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And I do get tired.</td><td>0:39:34.96</td><td>0:39:36.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Doing live television is very, very strenuous.</td><td>0:39:36.20</td><td>0:39:40.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Especially when some of the shows are an hour and 40 minutes long.</td><td>0:39:40.24</td><td>0:39:44.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Apart from the strenuous physical activity of hosting the show,</td><td>0:39:44.56</td><td>0:39:47.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - you have enjoyed it? <br />- I loved it. It is beautiful...</td><td>0:39:47.52</td><td>0:39:50.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Biggest show on television. <br />- A lovely, lovely show.</td><td>0:39:50.56</td><td>0:39:52.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>The biggest show on television, yes.</td><td>0:39:52.84</td><td>0:39:54.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And I had to think very seriously about giving it up.</td><td>0:39:54.92</td><td>0:39:59.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>But I know it is better for me, physically,</td><td>0:39:59.36</td><td>0:40:03.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I will spend more time with my wife and my family,</td><td>0:40:03.56</td><td>0:40:06.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I will be able to have little breaks, which are good.</td><td>0:40:06.40</td><td>0:40:10.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And as I say, the live, live, every week, you see,</td><td>0:40:10.40</td><td>0:40:13.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and if I made a mistake with the autocue, it is big news.</td><td>0:40:13.00</td><td>0:40:17.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>"Well, he is 86 years old, he is past it..." And I was getting all that.</td><td>0:40:17.08</td><td>0:40:22.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And you don't need that, you know? Who needs it?</td><td>0:40:22.28</td><td>0:40:26.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Well, Sir Bruce, I think I speak for everybody</td><td>0:40:26.36</td><td>0:40:28.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>when I say you will be very badly missed.</td><td>0:40:28.72</td><td>0:40:31.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE</td><td>0:40:31.44</td><td>0:40:34.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- And I will.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - It is a long time.<br />- It is a long time, yes. And I will miss it.</td><td>0:40:34.72</td><td>0:40:39.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I will miss it like mad, I really will.</td><td>0:40:39.64</td><td>0:40:42.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It was a decision, I would rather do it this year</td><td>0:40:42.08</td><td>0:40:46.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>rather than wait another year, because you never know.</td><td>0:40:46.08</td><td>0:40:48.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Then I was getting the flu. I always got the flu in studios,</td><td>0:40:48.92</td><td>0:40:52.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>they are so full of germs.</td><td>0:40:52.24</td><td>0:40:54.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Be careful!</td><td>0:40:54.04</td><td>0:40:56.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>So many dancers, so many contestants.</td><td>0:40:56.28</td><td>0:40:58.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Did you always know who they were?</td><td>0:40:58.80</td><td>0:41:00.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>No. Especially... I have got to admit this!</td><td>0:41:00.80</td><td>0:41:04.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Especially the soap stars.</td><td>0:41:04.40</td><td>0:41:06.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>But they were, I think the celebrities we have had,</td><td>0:41:08.24</td><td>0:41:11.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I mean, it takes, it really does take a lot of guts, to go out there,</td><td>0:41:11.72</td><td>0:41:17.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>onto a dance floor, and you have never done anything like that,</td><td>0:41:17.12</td><td>0:41:21.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and I am indebted to all the celebrities</td><td>0:41:21.92</td><td>0:41:25.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>that have taken part in Strictly.</td><td>0:41:25.00</td><td>0:41:27.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Because it has taken such courage to do that.</td><td>0:41:27.72</td><td>0:41:32.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And they have all been wonderful. They really have.</td><td>0:41:32.16</td><td>0:41:35.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>You will be watching Strictly, I suppose, in the autumn,</td><td>0:41:35.52</td><td>0:41:38.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - like the rest of us?<br />- I certainly will. I won't miss one single show.</td><td>0:41:38.00</td><td>0:41:42.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>We've got a little montage of you hosting Strictly.</td><td>0:41:42.56</td><td>0:41:45.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Oh, really? Have you really?</td><td>0:41:45.44</td><td>0:41:47.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It is nice to see you, to see you...</td><td>0:41:47.24</td><td>0:41:50.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>ALL: Nice!</td><td>0:41:50.28</td><td>0:41:52.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>MUSIC: "Let Me Entertain You" by Robbie Williams</td><td>0:41:52.32</td><td>0:41:56.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Michael Torbay took his wife to see the West Indies play once.</td><td>0:41:57.68</td><td>0:42:01.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I said, "Jamaica?" He said, "If..."</td><td>0:42:01.44</td><td>0:42:03.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>AUDIENCE GROAN No, just a minute!</td><td>0:42:03.32</td><td>0:42:05.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s2"></td><td>Your thumb, darling. Get it down.</td><td>0:42:09.28</td><td>0:42:12.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He was looking at you, asking, "Is it all right?"</td><td>0:42:12.52</td><td>0:42:15.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Tell me, Tom, have I still got it?</td><td>0:42:17.92</td><td>0:42:20.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s3"></td><td>Well, yes, Bruce, but it looks a little worn out.</td><td>0:42:20.76</td><td>0:42:23.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You're working with a legend, don't you understand that, son?!</td><td>0:42:26.28</td><td>0:42:29.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Gangnam style.</td><td>0:42:32.96</td><td>0:42:34.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I do apologise. My behaviour was tote inapprops.</td><td>0:42:36.00</td><td>0:42:39.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Keep dancing!</td><td>0:42:39.84</td><td>0:42:42.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:42:44.16</td><td>0:42:46.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I will miss it. I will miss it.</td><td>0:42:46.32</td><td>0:42:48.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Now, Bruce, do you know what is so exciting for me to see?<br />- What?</td><td>0:42:50.48</td><td>0:42:53.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Just you with an audience.</td><td>0:42:53.80</td><td>0:42:55.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - You've spent so much of your life in front of an audience.<br />- Yes, yes.</td><td>0:42:55.16</td><td>0:42:58.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And you have got a young crowd, which is wonderful. They really are.</td><td>0:42:58.56</td><td>0:43:02.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>But you are really entertaining the young crowds now. Glastonbury.</td><td>0:43:02.00</td><td>0:43:05.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>That's what amazed me about Glastonbury.</td><td>0:43:05.72</td><td>0:43:09.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You know, I thought, these young people,</td><td>0:43:09.08</td><td>0:43:11.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>they will want one of these edgy comedians,</td><td>0:43:11.60</td><td>0:43:14.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>that get those kind of laughs, maybe swear a bit, and all that.</td><td>0:43:14.84</td><td>0:43:18.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You know, I don't do that.</td><td>0:43:18.48</td><td>0:43:20.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>How did it come about that you performed at Glastonbury?</td><td>0:43:20.00</td><td>0:43:22.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I don't know, I don't know how they let me in, but they did!</td><td>0:43:22.64</td><td>0:43:25.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - So did they ask you?<br />- Of course they did. For goodness' sake!</td><td>0:43:25.72</td><td>0:43:29.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I know you couldn't just walk on!</td><td>0:43:29.76</td><td>0:43:32.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- If this is going to be the tone of the interview...<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Sorry, Bruce...</td><td>0:43:34.84</td><td>0:43:40.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- So, watch it!<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - What I meant is... This is you in the tent at Glastonbury.</td><td>0:43:40.24</td><td>0:43:43.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Oh, yes, that's me. But it was marvellous.</td><td>0:43:43.96</td><td>0:43:47.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I was on the Avalon stage.</td><td>0:43:47.00</td><td>0:43:49.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It was going on BBC News, Sky News, they had to put the barriers up,</td><td>0:43:49.44</td><td>0:43:55.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>because people couldn't get in. I was stunned.</td><td>0:43:55.56</td><td>0:44:00.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I think it is the most incredible reception, apart from tonight...</td><td>0:44:00.00</td><td>0:44:05.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING</td><td>0:44:05.00</td><td>0:44:08.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- ..that I have ever had.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Really? <br />- It was quite amazing, quite amazing.</td><td>0:44:08.88</td><td>0:44:12.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - And what kind of stuff did you do? <br />- What I always do.</td><td>0:44:12.64</td><td>0:44:15.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I sing, I dance, I get involved with the audience, I play the piano.</td><td>0:44:15.60</td><td>0:44:21.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Was it scripted?</td><td>0:44:21.40</td><td>0:44:23.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>My one-man show I have been doing off and on for years and years.</td><td>0:44:23.24</td><td>0:44:28.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- I alter little bits of it now and again.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - You are also going on tour.</td><td>0:44:28.44</td><td>0:44:33.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>So, Bruce Forsyth Entertains.</td><td>0:44:33.52</td><td>0:44:36.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>That's it. I'm doing three dates. Just to keep my hand in.</td><td>0:44:36.44</td><td>0:44:40.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Southampton, Bristol and Nottingham. You can see Sir Bruce Forsyth Entertains.</td><td>0:44:40.08</td><td>0:44:43.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- APPLAUSE<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - It will be wonderful.</td><td>0:44:43.80</td><td>0:44:48.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>When you started on Sunday Night At The Palladium,</td><td>0:44:49.52</td><td>0:44:52.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>that was the pinnacle.</td><td>0:44:52.36</td><td>0:44:53.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>A wonderful atmosphere.</td><td>0:44:53.96</td><td>0:44:55.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>And still probably the greatest theatre</td><td>0:44:55.48</td><td>0:44:58.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>that we've got in England.</td><td>0:44:58.12</td><td>0:44:59.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It is a beautiful theatre.</td><td>0:44:59.80</td><td>0:45:01.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I went there the other day, doing this thing, life stories, Sammy Davis Jr.</td><td>0:45:01.48</td><td>0:45:06.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>- Oh, yes.<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFFFF"> </span> - And of course, we worked together.<br />- Perspectives.</td><td>0:45:06.72</td><td>0:45:09.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Perspectives, yes. 25th May.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - 25th of May on ITV.</td><td>0:45:09.52</td><td>0:45:13.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You can always tell when a theatre is really special,</td><td>0:45:13.16</td><td>0:45:17.28</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>when you go there when it is empty,</td><td>0:45:17.28</td><td>0:45:19.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>because it still has an atmosphere.</td><td>0:45:19.64</td><td>0:45:22.20</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You can still feel. Like the Albert Hall.</td><td>0:45:22.20</td><td>0:45:25.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It comes right around. I thought, "That will be so difficult to work."</td><td>0:45:25.32</td><td>0:45:28.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It comes right around so you have got the audience very close.</td><td>0:45:28.40</td><td>0:45:31.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You think it is remote, but it isn't.</td><td>0:45:31.96</td><td>0:45:34.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Tell me about Sammy Davis Jr.</td><td>0:45:34.48</td><td>0:45:37.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Believe me, this man was incredible.</td><td>0:45:37.16</td><td>0:45:40.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He was the ultimate entertainer.</td><td>0:45:40.68</td><td>0:45:43.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>I have just been watching some of his archive material and it is stunning.</td><td>0:45:43.64</td><td>0:45:48.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>It is amazing how beautifully worked... He does a gun routine.</td><td>0:45:48.72</td><td>0:45:54.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Have you ever seen...?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Yes.<br />- Eh? You are lying!</td><td>0:45:54.64</td><td>0:45:59.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>No, I haven't seen his gun routine. I'm familiar with his work.</td><td>0:46:01.44</td><td>0:46:04.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Sammy Davis Jr.</td><td>0:46:04.96</td><td>0:46:07.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>He's Sammy Davis's son!</td><td>0:46:08.88</td><td>0:46:10.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Do you remember Sammy Davis Sr?</td><td>0:46:10.80</td><td>0:46:13.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Of course I do, I know all the Sammy Davises!<br />- Now you are lying!</td><td>0:46:13.08</td><td>0:46:16.24</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - I know all the Sammy Davises! <br />- Because I've never seen him myself!</td><td>0:46:16.24</td><td>0:46:21.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Another of your heroes was Fred Astaire,</td><td>0:46:21.08</td><td>0:46:23.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>who was also an incredible mover.</td><td>0:46:23.36</td><td>0:46:24.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>He was incredible.</td><td>0:46:24.88</td><td>0:46:26.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>I suppose, as a dancer, you're interested in how people move,</td><td>0:46:26.36</td><td>0:46:29.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - you spot that.<br />- Spot it straightaway. And you can tell...</td><td>0:46:29.08</td><td>0:46:32.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>How do you move then, Bruce? As a dancer.</td><td>0:46:32.56</td><td>0:46:35.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>You want to see me walk? You can tell by the walk.</td><td>0:46:35.56</td><td>0:46:38.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>How does a dancer walk, compared to a normal person?</td><td>0:46:38.96</td><td>0:46:41.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Well, a dancer, normally a dancer will walk, usually a bit more,</td><td>0:46:41.16</td><td>0:46:44.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- shall we say, turned out?<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - OK.</td><td>0:46:44.64</td><td>0:46:47.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>If they are ballet dancers, they walk like this.</td><td>0:46:47.44</td><td>0:46:51.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Fred Astaire had a great walk. He sort of, really...</td><td>0:46:51.00</td><td>0:46:55.00</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - That's a great walk. <br />- Was that like Fred?</td><td>0:46:59.48</td><td>0:47:01.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>APPLAUSE</td><td>0:47:01.88</td><td>0:47:04.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>So, tap dancing, Bruce. I was wondering if...</td><td>0:47:04.68</td><td>0:47:07.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Tap dancing, I'll teach you a little bit of tap dancing.</td><td>0:47:07.96</td><td>0:47:10.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Would you like a little bit of tap dancing?</td><td>0:47:10.52</td><td>0:47:12.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING</td><td>0:47:12.88</td><td>0:47:14.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Before we sit down, brief little start.</td><td>0:47:17.44</td><td>0:47:20.48</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Here we are.</td><td>0:47:20.48</td><td>0:47:22.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Just do, toe, toe...<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Yeah.<br />- Toe, heel, and everything I do, you do. OK?</td><td>0:47:22.04</td><td>0:47:26.04</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - All right.<br />- And then you'll do...</td><td>0:47:26.04</td><td>0:47:28.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>OK?</td><td>0:47:35.44</td><td>0:47:37.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:47:37.52</td><td>0:47:40.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- So...<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - So we are sitting? Tap dance sitting?</td><td>0:47:42.76</td><td>0:47:47.08</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>We hear a bit of music, then I do a little step,</td><td>0:47:47.08</td><td>0:47:49.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>and then the next time you hear the music, you do the same step.</td><td>0:47:49.64</td><td>0:47:52.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>- OK.<br /><span style="background-color: #FFFFFF"> </span> - Follow me, and everything will be all right.<br />- I will do that.</td><td>0:47:52.60</td><td>0:47:55.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Good. Cue music.</td><td>0:47:55.72</td><td>0:47:57.56</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>PIANO PLAYS</td><td>0:47:57.56</td><td>0:47:59.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Go!</td><td>0:48:03.60</td><td>0:48:05.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>No, not yet!</td><td>0:48:22.68</td><td>0:48:24.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Now you do it!</td><td>0:48:25.28</td><td>0:48:26.84</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Good. Left foot, right.</td><td>0:48:28.00</td><td>0:48:30.44</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>Twirl!</td><td>0:48:32.72</td><td>0:48:34.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>One, two, three.</td><td>0:48:36.84</td><td>0:48:39.92</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:48:39.92</td><td>0:48:42.76</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- You're a dancer!<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - It has happened!</td><td>0:48:42.76</td><td>0:48:44.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Thank you so much. Thank you, Bruce.</td><td>0:48:44.96</td><td>0:48:47.60</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Thank you very much.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Bruce Forsyth!</td><td>0:48:47.60</td><td>0:48:52.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Legend!</td><td>0:48:52.80</td><td>0:48:54.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>- Thank you. That was such fun.<br /><span style="background-color: #00FFFF"> </span> - Thank you so much.</td><td>0:48:54.80</td><td>0:48:57.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Sir Bruce Forsyth!</td><td>0:48:57.88</td><td>0:48:59.80</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:48:59.80</td><td>0:49:03.12</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Tremendous. OK, thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen.</td><td>0:49:07.40</td><td>0:49:11.16</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>All that remains is for me to thank all my guests,</td><td>0:49:11.16</td><td>0:49:13.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>the wonderful James Corden!</td><td>0:49:13.72</td><td>0:49:15.40</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>What a wonderful guest. A wonderful sport.</td><td>0:49:15.40</td><td>0:49:17.96</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>How dare he do that to me?</td><td>0:49:17.96</td><td>0:49:19.68</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>The beautiful and gorgeous, Alex Jones!</td><td>0:49:19.68</td><td>0:49:22.64</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:49:22.64</td><td>0:49:25.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>And the legend himself, Sir Bruce Forsyth!</td><td>0:49:25.36</td><td>0:49:27.72</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s0"></td><td>CHEERING AND APPLAUSE</td><td>0:49:27.72</td><td>0:49:30.36</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Thank you so much for watching at home.</td><td>0:49:30.36</td><td>0:49:32.52</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>We will be back later in the year with more</td><td>0:49:32.52</td><td>0:49:34.32</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>of Michael McIntyre's Chat Show.</td><td>0:49:34.32</td><td>0:49:35.88</td></tr><tr><td class="subtitle-style-s1"></td><td>Until then, thank you, bravo!</td><td>0:49:35.88</td><td>0:49:37.52</td></tr></tbody></table></div><hr><div class="prog-subslinks"><h2>Download English Subtitles</h2><div><div class="dld-link span6"><p>Subtitles SubRip [.SRT] Download:</p><a href="/bbc/subtitles/the-michael-mcintyre-chat-show/episode-6.srt" class="btn btn-large btn-block btn-primary">The Michael McIntyre Chat Show: Episode 6.srt</a></div><div class="dld-link span6"><p>Subtitles Advanced SubStation Alpha (Colorcoded) [.ASS] Download:</p><a href="/bbc/subtitles/the-michael-mcintyre-chat-show/episode-6.ass" class="btn btn-large btn-block btn-primary">The Michael McIntyre Chat Show: Episode 6.ass</a></div></div><br style="clear: right"></div></div></div><div id="fb-root"></div><script src='/assets/main-3193e622b3b39864f100c7ed908390c1.js' type='text/javascript'></script></body></html>

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    Spemer 2013.07.03 04:12

    세번째 작품이라기엔 너무 잘만드시는 당신~

    근데 초반에 피아노가 너무 뭉개진다고 해야하나...? 이게 뭐지? 하는 느낌이 없지않아 있기는 하네요

    23초에 넘어가는게 좀 뜬금없기두 하구요 물론 개인적인 생각입니다만...

    잘들었습니다 ! 꾸준히 하시다보면 더 좋은곡 많이 만드실것같아요!!

    제가 세번째로 만들었던 곡은...어휴 ;;;

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    David Guenam 2013.07.03 04:43

    솔직히 말씀드리면 3번째로 만든 곡은 아닙니다^^;

    많디많은 곡을 만들었지만 그나마 들어줄법한 곡을 이곳에 올리려고 하는데 이게 '들어줄법한 좋은 아이디어를 가지고 있는' 3번째 입니다.

    문제는 저는 좋은 아이디어는 많은데 그 아이디어를 살아 숨쉬게 만드는 능력이 부족합니다. 이 곡을 들어보시면 아시겠지만요

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